Oh, ladies and gentlemen take your seatbelts off and set out for a thrilling ride of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many aspects than. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will have you laughing, scratching your head and pondering the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment that we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild adventure. It's a man of fashion elegance, grace and a tendency to throw his goods in some of the most unlucky areas. But little did he know that he was set to accidentally create the myth of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
It's time to forget everything you believe of bears and their habits of eating. This movie takes a daring stand and believes that when bears are addicted to cocaine, they aren't just partying, they turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla and there's a brand new ruler in town. And his name is a bear, with a love of powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, like the police who are bumbling and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent passers-by who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag You'll be amused. Their collective incompetence truly is an eye-opener. If you ever find yourself having a need for laughter Just imagine police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out unsolved crimes without shooting one another.
Also, let's not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. Not the two in "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon the riches of Colombian goodness, and before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. What's the point of one more Disney princess when you have the snorting, wild bear on the loose?
This film achieves the ideal balance between comedy and horror It makes you laugh for every now and gripping your popcorn fearfully the next. Body count goes up faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on, as you'll cheer every death scene with an eerie pleasure. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
It's time to talk about that final battle. Picture this: a waterfall that is gushing in the background, our fearless and ferocious family comprised of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry prepared to fight Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. This is an epic fight for that will last forever, complete with wildfires, bear noises and enough white powder put Tony Montana to shame. When you think that the bear has been killed It's resurrected after a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. Its editing is as unsteady as a caffeinated squirrel, leading you to scratch your head and you wondering if the film reel was secretly used as scratching posts. The good news is that you don't have to worry about it, fans, as the bear CGI is quite top-quality. The bear stole the show regardless of whether the editing team seemed to being on a high themselves.
The story is an amalgamation of tension, tension with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling when you're out the door with a smile on your face, be sure to remember the last word from the reviewer's advice to Do not feed bears anything, (blog) especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. It's a guarantee that it won't take a lot of time for anyone who is involved.
Grab your popcorn, buckle your seat, and immerse yourself in the world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience which will have you in stunned, as you consider the importance of bears' secret party-potential.